Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Thanks Walt

It's been awhile, but we're back in action. Sometimes, in life, you have to hit the hard reset button - and then, perhaps not so surprisingly, you move on with it.

Appropriately enough, our blog challenge topic choices both inspire creativity and our views on two very different types of media.

1. A Haiku on Fox News
2. What Disney has Taught Me

While I prepare to mull over the endless 5-7 syllabic lines of prose-commentary on the ever-riveting Fox News, I think I will first begin with the happiest place on earth.

What Disney has Taught Me


As a child of the 90's, let me state frankly: what hasn't Disney taught me? I learned to love, laugh, and cry (hell-ooooo Bambi) through Walt & Co.'s imaginative and colorful classics. From Snow White to Hercules, I was hooked hard and fast.

Nickelodeon? Cartoon Network? GARBAGE. As a child as young as 4, I stuck up my nose. There was just something about the voices, the dialogue, the line, and color quality that I recognized from an early age. If you've ever met a child with a brand preference so strong before age 5, please let me know.

I may be turning 26 this year, but my favorite movie is still Beauty and the Beast. While many associate Disney princess fables with undermining young girls' abilities to succeed in the world, I have always harbored a slightly different sentiment. Belle could be the reason I loved to read as a child, and was never afraid of being the odd ball or refusing to settle into what I'm supposed to want to have. Ariel could account for my hard-headed, and sometimes fool-hearted stubbornness, and unending sense of adventure. Megara could be the reason I practically drip with sarcasm. Mulan certainly helped me realize that gender non-conformist tendencies are just part of who I am. I loved these characters, and these stories. I still do - but as an adult, my investment has grown tenfold as I continue to realize the genius of this massive corporate giant.

Climb the beanstalk with me for a moment - my affinity for all things Disney most likely led me to my current job aspirations and passion for branding. A brand is how you build your empire - your voice, your face, and your promise to your audience. Your brand is simultaneously all you have, and the most invaluable thing you will ever own. With great branding, you can be anything, and everything to endless facets of customers - but even more than that, you can be immortal.

Everything Disney has to sell is flawless. Whether a churro from Fantasyland, a DVD from the vault, or a spot in line to meet your favorite character for the first time as a 3 year old (and someday, with your own 3 year old), Disney never misses a beat. Their commercials are golden, their properties impeccable, whimsical, and perfect. I'm simply enchanted. I have been devoted since I could make choices. I will be devoted a lifetime - ah, the immeasurable power of a compelling brand. Does anyone, or anything else hold such power?

Walt Disney knew the power of imagination, but he also knew the power of GREAT business. With his extraordinary vision and unbridled passion for creative innovation, his empire is arguably the most sound in history. I love the house of mouse for all of its glory - both the carefully crafted and constructed facade and the painstakingly executed behind the scenes operations.

And speaking of... when are we leaving? It's about time I got back.







Saturday, April 5, 2014

Loving Lichtenstein

Deciding to be an Art History minor in college was certainly a defining moment at the time. Having accidentally "snuck" into an upper-level Abstract Expressionism class through a registration glitch (with 4 other senior level Art History MAJORS), my professor casually offered up that I should also be an art history major. You know, since I was holding my own and all. Since I was already a Studio Art and Communications double major, I settled for the minor. I've just always been such a slacker.

The things I've learned and the love it sparked will always provide an unmatched hunger to learn more. Through art and it's creators I have seen the world. I have seen wars, hunger, opulence, empires rise and fall, and revolution ignite change. I have a deeper and more personal understanding of cultural histories through art. Bringing this often unknown perspective to the table (or bar, or casual water cooler conversation) has proven extremely interesting. From the day I first understood Guernica, to the day I brought in a postcard print of L'origin du Monde back from Paris (for my boss.. might I add..), art and it's vibrant, all-encompassing history has enriched me in ways I will forever be better for.

Now, when the incredibly rare opportunity presents itself to couple my love for art history with my love for great graphic design, I jump (and how high?)

I've had the honor and the great privilege of working with San Antonio's Blue Star Contemporary Art Museum on their Blue Star Red Dot Gala materials - an annual event and art sale. The task this year was bringing pop art into the design of the materials. When one hears the words "pop art" perhaps you immediately think "Andy Warhol". Luckily, I heard "pop art" and got to bring in Lichtenstein. Many will recognize the style, but fewer know about the man behind the sometimes comic-esque pieces.

Roy, alongside our good friend Andy, was an American Pop artist in the 1960s who's mediums included not only paint, but also lithography and sculpture. His work uses heavy black outlines and primary colors typical of 1950s comic books. Instead of shading, he uses lines and dots to create imagery and control the "density and tone" for printing purposes. Lichtenstein's pieces were widely influenced by commercial advertising and "ironically incorporated into his highly sophisticated references to art history".

Using various Lichtenstein pieces (and Lichtenstein's cheeky way of using his art as a medium for more sophisticated art history messaging) as inspiration, I enjoyed re-imagining and illustrating some concepts for a new purpose. Since the final version has just recently gone to print, without giving anything away - here's a glimpse of some different concepts in various stages.


This project has served as a reminder I'm always in need of: never let yourself forget to have fun doing what you love. I used to paint, just for myself, and really enjoyed it. With zero extra time and zero extra room (both issues I am working to alleviate), it's probably been over a year since I picked up a brush. Maybe using Lichtenstein as a reference point I can focus more on graphic design and print as a medium for pure art, not just announcements or invitations, instead of paint and a canvas?



Monday, March 24, 2014

The Mean Reds



I suppose lately, I'd been experiencing what Holly Golightly so artfully dubbed, a case of "the mean reds".

And Fred Baby says, "The mean reds? You mean like the blues?"

But no, sweet George Peppard, no.

"The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of... when I get it the only thing that does any good is to jump in a cab and go to Tiffany's. Calms me down right away. The quietness and the proud look of it; nothing very bad could happen to you there. If I could find a real-life place that'd make me feel like Tiffany's, then - I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name!"

Lately, I've been taking a lot of beatings. I don't mean to use this term lightly. I lost my drive, lost my spirit, but most of all, I'd lost the will to keep trying to pretend like I was okay.

And maybe that's okay. Maybe enough is enough. Maybe I don't have to pretend like it's fine when it's not.

I have a ("most likely" non-cancerous) tumor. I have 2 tabs open that wager my salary should be significantly higher. I have been working my ass off since January for something that might be finally taking a recognizable shape. I have a clearer knowledge of what a monthly payment looks like on a million dollar home (and a clearer knowledge of how unlikely it is that I will ever own one..) However, out of the purgatory I feel I've been stuck in since mid-January, I finally see things clearly.

It was a LOT of struggle for this one moment of peaceful clarity. I'm starting to think that's what life is, a LOT of struggle for a few solid moments when you know and truly value what and who you have in your corner.

25 is a time when a lot of people break down according to other people's expectations. Tomorrow, or probably even by Thursday, I will concern myself with that daunting timeline again that says I need to pencil in marriage, babies, and making sensible financial decisions (okay so the latter I should definitely prioritize)... but for tonight, I have some pimento cheese, the season finale of GIRLS, and the comfort of knowing I'm surrounded by great people who care about much more than my success at checking off boxes along this crazy ride; life.




Saturday, March 22, 2014

Spring Eating: Lemon Spearmint Pesto















One of my very best friends and her boyfriend invited us over for dinner tonight. Outside of this being a guaranteed good time (did I say friends? at this point, we're family) the food is always incredible. Her boyfriend hails from Turkey and never fails to disappoint in the kitchen.

The menu: Kebobs. My task: A Side.


Feeling inspired by the recent spring weather and wanting to provide something unique to compliment the grilled meat and veggies, I thought to myself "Lemon. Lemon and mint." What resulted was a delicious pesto incorporating several popular spring flavors, and surely something I will make again.

The Recipe:


  • 2 Tbsp Olive Oil
  • 1/4 Cup of Lemon Juice
  • 1/4 Cup of Almonds
  • 1/4 Cup of Pistachios
  • Zest of 2 Lemons
  • 1 Cup of Fresh Mint Leaves (I used Spearmint, bought the whole plant)
  • 2 tsp of Crushed Red Pepper Flakes (or if you like a kick, more, to taste)
  • Salt & Black Pepper to taste
  • 1 16 oz. Bag of Orzo (or any pasta, grilled veggies, etc.)
  • Shaved Romano, Parmesan, Asiago, or Grana Padano (or if you're feeling adventurous, a blend)

Cook the orzo according to package directions. Drain and place in a large bowl. While it rests, toss with another tablespoon of olive oil and some salt if desired.

Combine olive oil, lemon juice, lemon zest, almonds, pistachios, lemon zest, fresh mint leaves, red pepper flakes, salt and pepper in a food processor. Toss with the orzo and top with the shaved cheese.

You can serve this hot, or cold. I'm adding some fresh peas. YUM.

This is light, fresh, delicious, and easy. 

Until next time,


Sunday, February 23, 2014

Too Big for My Britches

I just missed the cut-off for Generation X. I guess that makes me a "Millennial", which is unfortunate because I feel like everyone hates millennials right now. Dubbed "Generation Me", it seems narcissism flows in my veins along with glitter and also frequently, copious amounts of sub-par vodka.



Listen, it isn't easy, okay? In fact, it's really hard. I make almost no money, and simultaneously work insane hours to try to get to the next rung on a ladder I will most likely be climbing all my life.

People love to complain about Gen Y. We're so into ourselves it hurts. We self-medicate, are always the victim, and constantly have our hands out for more. You can't really blame it all on us, our parents told us we were awesome and stroked our hair in adoration. They told us to go to college, to get a degree, and to never settle because we were the generation that started to get the trophy just for participation. You know, I kind of vaguely remember when everyone started to get an award of some kind. It only made me scramble for a blue ribbon that much more voraciously. I was probably 8, but damnit, I was always going to win.

The hit HBO show, GIRLS, highlights a LOT about my peers and I that makes most balk in disgust. Seen through the eyes of Hannah, Marnie, Jessa, and Shoshanna, 20-something females transform from hapless and hopelessly confused to flat-out monster right before your eyes. Everyone loves to harp on creator Lena Dunham, but really, I think she's telling an important story. And to every 25-year old critic who says "I'm not like that at all" - congratulations, you're a liar.

It's kind of exhausting to be a young person trying to find your place in the world - especially when you've realized you're one rat race away from Revolutionary Road (um, the book, not the movie). The only thing I have too much of are aspirations, and they're really not getting me anywhere further than working until 10pm on my couch every night. Full of ideas, possibly full of promise, but I just might work myself to death before I reach 27. There's something very dichotomous about being a 20-something in the work place. On one hand, I understand my place within the food chain. I need to put in my hours, play it safe, and do my best to stay in line while meeting and exceeding both deadlines and expectations. On the other, I need to get as ahead as I can as quickly as possible, I can sleep when I'm dead. I juggle thinking I'm not good enough, and being confused about how to handle surrounding mediocrity. I waffle between thinking I'm a farce and a total boss ass bitch. Every day is a new day. I can't decide if I'm insane or need to sleep more.



I've always been the kind of person who is ready for the next thing before the current thing is even over. I immediately consume everything and excitedly look to what follows. I don't understand the term "rest on your laurels". I think I have a lot of laurels, but what good does rest do? Right now I tell myself, someday I will have a yacht. Or at least a sail boat with some kind of sleeping quarters. Definitely a second home. Maybe one in Santa Fe, a villa somewhere in Europe, and obviously a beach house - location TBD. Do I own a first home? Nope. But I will one day enjoy a two-story closet.

Have I made myself sound awful yet? I don't care. I have never been one to be shy about what I do and don't want. Life is too short - YOLO, if you will. Somewhere along the insane roller-coaster that has been my life post-college, I realized I possessed an unflinching need to actually care about what I do to earn my private jet (thankfully, recently confirmed by The Guardian). Sadly, the career I live, breathe, and love means that my financial dreams will stay very very far off into the unforeseeable future..

Actually, I'm lying. I can see it ALL very clearly (exotic vacations, expensive linen pants, $300 face cream), but no, I don't think it's helping any of it get here any faster. For now, I will keep dreaming. Keep working too hard at what I love. Day by day, I will get to whatever is next. It's probably not a seafaring vessel anytime soon, but it could be a house of my own. Some day, all of it will pay off, or I will die - and my version of heaven is definitely full of silk pajamas, cruelty free spotted furs, and great skin care.





Sunday, February 16, 2014

Female Viagra, A Challenge Indeed



To my 4 regular readers, if you are not yet aware, welcome to Blog Challenge 2014 with my ladies for life, Stephanie, and Sarah. Together, we set out on a journey to complete a blog challenge that no person has ever quite done before. Each Monday, we use a random number generator to select two topics from a pre-determined list. In the week that follows, we must produce a blog post on either topic (or sometimes, when appropriate, both).

This all being said, last Monday, we were very fatefully (and comically) awarded the topics "Learn Something New" and "Female Viagra". If you are in the category with approximately 94% of America, you would also be "learning something new" whilst learning about female viagra. So, dear readers, what to do?

Let's dive right in.

While there are about 24 medications for male sexual issues, there are a big fat ZERO approved for women. The long, American road for this little pill with big promises has included various trial and error approaches. Some initial stabs at female sexual arousal medications have focused on things like:

  • increasing blood-flow to female genitals (aka, the schmaschmina - a word people are still afraid to say..)
  • hormones, including but not limited to testosterone (yuck, doesn't that make people grow fur?)
  • via brain chemistry, boosting dopamine levels 

The FDA appears to remain hesitant on various female viagra options due to lack of substantial or overwhelming findings within the drug trials. One recent drug trial for flibanserin from Sprout Pharmaceuticals with particularly underwhelming results showed only "1.7 more satisfying sexual experiences per month than women taking placebo". Never fear ladies, Sprout is exceptionally committed to helping you cream up real nice (shoutout to the most under-celebrated Breaking Bad quote of all time). An article published less than a week ago shows Sprout is re-submitting. But don't drop your panties just yet, many articles about the drug's progress have mentioned how hard it is to pinpoint exactly what factors contribute to a woman's low sex drive. Regular contributors to decreased "appetite" include these common life occurrences:

  • Lack of Sleep
  • Stress
  • Lack of Trust in Partner
  • Infertility Issues
  • Or Lack of Infertility Issues (i.e., New Moms)
  • Thyroid Problems
  • Medication Side Affects
  • Insecurity/Self-Esteem Issues
  • Lack of Exercise
  • Inability to Communicate (if you're not feelin' it, ya gotta say so)

Is anyone with a vagina surprised that the ongoing hold up stems from the inability to adequately understand female sexual desire? In short, female sexual motivation is not simple or consistent. Still not satisfied? (Pun SO intended) If you're up for reading a first hand account on female viagra from a fellow female across the pond (seriously, read it, I'm snorting into my keyboard) check this out.

It's a little funny that in 2014, our society is still struggling (like, man-bear grappling) with female sexuality SO hard that our biggest consensus on a woman's sex drive is "it's complicated". No apologies necessary for being a human being with complex thoughts, feelings, or emotions. But seriously, don't apologize.

Ladies, we're complicated. Said every man ever. To date, there are still no approved medications to treat female sexual arousal issues - outside of various types of wine, (or liquor), The Bachelor, Ryan Gosling, and Ghost. Maybe there never will be. You keep doin' you - get to know yourself, ask for what you need, and try not to be shy about it.

Until next week,


Sunday, February 9, 2014

So What

"It was in that moment of not pretending, and choosing acceptance that I found hope once again".

-Gail O'Keefe (yes, not Georgia, though I'm not sure who Gail is..?)


This week's blog challenge is a challenge indeed... we drew "Random Acts of Kindness" and "Get Over It", which more specifically means, to write about a time when you simply had to get over something. Since I am seldom random, and hardly kind (mostly joking with the latter) I feel the need to write about the acceptance of something I wasn't initially so keen on.

Growing up as an athlete is something I must have taken for granted. As far back as I can remember I have loved soccer, and from almost as far back, I wanted to be the next Mia Hamm (it must have been the 1996 Olympics). I began playing soccer at 5 (which was probably, 1995) and loved it. I had a great coach, a great team, it was so much fun. For one glorious year, I enjoyed soccer for what it was, an hour out in the grass, a steady supply of capri suns, and running around with friends. In '96, it all changed.

The US Women's Olympic team in Atlanta that year was unstoppable, with the much-celebrated Mia Hamm at the helm. Watching them must have given me some new sense of purpose, a new life goal. Forget the hopeful doctors, lawyers, and marine biologists - I was going to play college soccer, and be on the US Women's Olympic team. Obviously, these are pretty lofty goals for a 6 year old. Luckily, I had the most supportive (perhaps sometimes, over supportive) parents a girl with said dream could have. They enrolled me in regular skills sessions with former pros, and gave me every possible opportunity to excel and get one step closer. When I turned 10, it was finally time to try out for a club team. These teams had non-stop schedules, played regular season games, traveled to out of town tournaments, had multiple weekly practices, conditioning, and skills. Growing up in metropolitan north Texas (one of the national hubs for competitive or club soccer) meant there was no shortage of club teams, so while I had options of where to play, so too the coaches had options of who to sign (yes, as a 10 year old, you would "sign" to a club team for one calendar year). I chose the American Eagles, a club based right in Colleyville. That first year, I made the B team. I was devastated. The A team's coach told me my weakness was conditioning, I had the rest of the package, but tired too easily and needed to work on my stamina. At 11 years old, I began to run cones in my front yard, at the park, wherever I could. I would run myself until I threw up. I did push ups, sit ups, and sprints, on my own, almost daily, in addition to the team's regular practice schedule.

After one year on the B team, I was moved up. I now had to earn my starting spot on this team. New challenges and new struggles arose, but I never faltered. As I got older and older, continuing to play, I never lost sight of the dreams I'd had as a 5 year old. I'm sure this story could be a novel, and not an incredibly interesting one, so in summary, I continued the ascent to better and better teams. We all know little girls can be mean, so I developed a thick skin in an extremely competitive world. I was with the team so often that when I got into middle school and high school, I had no time for dating, or getting into drugs and alcohol. I worked out so much that I could eat bacon cheeseburgers and fettucine alfredo to my heart's content. I made Varsity as a freshman with two other girls, and became a starter on a club team that was nationally ranked. Soon enough, I was 16, and unofficial college letters started to come in.

Here's where things get fuzzy. As a child, things are black and white. You know what you do and don't want, and the future is so far off you can do anything. At 16, I had hard times with the sport both emotionally and physically and suffered severe, long-term damages from both. Girls in the high school program with me who had been like sisters turned on me, made my life feel like a personal hell, even vandalized my car. My mom loved to tell me when people were mean to me that they were just jealous. I don't think I fully bought into that, but maybe she was right. 16 years old, with a million college doors open to me academically, not only athletically, and with so much potential. My parents were always 110% behind me, I am lucky to have had such a strong foundation to continue to rely on. Growing older only cements this even further.

16 is hard for a lot of kids, for most kids. Outside of soccer, 2 of my classmates, one a friend, committed suicide. Friends began to have sex and I had never even kissed a boy. People brought drugs into the locker room. The place that had kept me safe from the normal adolescent struggles suddenly became a catalyst for it. I definitely grew up a LOT slower than my peers. I would say that's continued to be to my benefit. So many pressures exist in the regular world for a teenager, that when I tore cartilage in my rib cage and was out for the entirety of recruiting season, I was readily waving the white flag. I was told I could play through the pain, but that it would be constant, unrelenting, and I would never fully heal. The thing I had worked so hard for my whole life became impossible to stomach. I quit.

Quitting was both the easiest and the hardest decision to make. I loved the game, but so many external factors were keeping me from it. I felt like I couldn't take another minute in that high school locker room, with those girls. The pain in my side from my rib cage was constant. I needed to escape fully and at once. When I think back on it, I can't believe I put up with so much.

Day by day, with new choices, and new faces, and the help of one phenomenal teacher and coach, I made new goals for myself. I chose a college based on what I wanted to do with my life. I don't think I ever thought too hard about what I would do after the Olympics. Sadly, there is still not a place for a professional women's soccer league. Reality will knock everyone on their ass eventually, I know I'm lucky to count this as one of my hardest life adjustments. I'm Alissa, I'm 25, and I will never play in the Olympics. I mean, seriously? Duh.

Through what felt like the hardest thing, I learned to value myself for every other reason. I found new ways to measure growth and success, new things to make me happy, and learned how to say goodbye to the things that begin to hurt more than they help. I surround myself with people I love, who let me say how I feel, and I'm focused on what I want, and how to get it. Life is short, & all that. YOLO bitches.

“Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they could just say, So what. That's one of my favorite things to say. So what.” 

- Andy Warhol


A happy glance back… Note, none of these girls vandalized my car.